as much as you don’t want to remember it unfortunately you will! The movie wasn’t the greatest horror movie, but it was one of Raimi’s more mature films to date. However, as grotesquely shocking, and unnecessary that scene was, it got a reaction from you, me, and probably everyone who saw the film. I mean I’m still traumatized by it, shit thinking about it right now is giving me chills. And yes I completely 110% agree with you, that part in the movie disturbed the shit outta me. I mean I am beyond human comprehension in love with the feline species, my cat Arwyn, is my life, she is my furry child. So what did you think of this movie? Have you seen it yet? This movie deserves nothing but a -100% F-Īnd for all fo you fucking wise asses that are going to say “Oh but thats not an actual percentage, I’ll give it a 0% F-Īnd I know that most of you disagree with this review, and that is completely okay, it is all about opinions =] I just personally hated this movie. I cannot stand even remembering that scene. My soul could never be worth one million kitten lives. I mean, I get it, I fucking get it, Sam Raimi likes making stupid movies to please dumb people that like gore and dumb spoof movie-class humor.īut there’s NO need to kill a cat on screen. Everyone that knows me knows that I would give my own life for a beautiful, cuddly, lovely kitten <3<3<3 I was SO PISSED at this scene. In the middle of the movie, there is a part in which a kitten is stabbed to death, I stood up and squeaked out of shock. This movie is very pleasing, if youre mentally challenged, enjoy watching Van Diesel movies, and are Communistīeware this will sound like me trying to make a joke, it isn’t- this is a true soft spot for me, it is something that greatly disturbs me.
They show the scary demon thats supposed to be the main villain dancing salsa on top of a burning table at the end, which was THE DUMBEST FUCKING THING I HAVE EVER SEEN. Theres a part in which blood is vomited is GALLONS (and she turns out to be just fine) there is a sene in which a goat talks and is possessed by Satan, the “jumpy scary scenes” looked like they where made to scare retarded children, the comedy seemed to only insult me as I had a confused look on my face because I failed to point out the scary and the funny parts. Then in the parking lot fight scene she pulls out a brick out of her sleeve to break into a car (sigh) Why would she curse the innocent girl if the bank is the oe with the faulty system? Its the bank that’s forcing their workers to decline their clients (and i can go into the politics version of this to PROVE that its the companies fault and not the girl, but I won’t) but the “villain” of the movie decides to curse the girl who tries to get her house back for her but also gets denied.
Drag me to hell 2 release date full#
Then we see a full grown fucking woman get her ass beat by a dead deceased lady, who’s face and vagina have probably so many wrinkles that both look about the same. The movie’s first scary scene is about a freaking HANDKERCHIEF jumping at your face, yes a HANKIE!! Oh! Beware the hunted hankie!! This movie was no spoof, no joke, it really tried to be scary (and failed) it also tried to be funny but ended up being fucking stupid. What surprises me is the positive reviews this is getting! And let me tell you right now, this one was way worse. are the two worst movies I have EVER seen. I know this is Sam Raimi’s movie, and the whole “Oh, but this is his style” bullshit is NOT an excuse. But this made the mistake of calling itself a “comedy” and a “horror”. No, not Epic Movie or any spoof, why? because those are aimed at dumb teenagers, and theyre supposed to be retarded, so I don’t mind them- theyre just not my cup of tea… they greatly succeed at drawing fans who like that type of shit. Let me start off by saying that this is by far the worst movie I have ever seen. Thank you for checking out this DVD “review” since this movie just came out on DVD this week.
So the lady curses the girl, instead of the bank owner- thus initiating the most excruciating 2 fucking hours I’ve ever had while watching a movie, fuck my life. Synopsis: A 200 year old hag is struck with furious anger after an innocent girl announces her that the bank is throwing her out of her house. MPAA Rating: PG-13 (for sequences of horror violence, terror, disturbing images and language) Starring: Alison Lohman, Justin Long, Lorna Raver, Jessica Lucas, David Paymer, Dileep Rao
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